do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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