i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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