May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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