we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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