sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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