i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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