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(415): View more from California

I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.

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(408): View more from California

i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.

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(636): View more from Missouri

It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.

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(443): View more from Maryland

When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?

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(573): View more from Missouri

I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...

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(519): View more from Ontario

Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.

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