i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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