what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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