Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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