Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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