My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I see more hoeing in ur future
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