Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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