PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
