I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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