drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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