Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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