why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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