Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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