Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I don't think brook has ever known best
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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