the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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