She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
