but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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