What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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