: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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