I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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