Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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