Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Houston, we have a squirter
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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