Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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