quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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