nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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