I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize