I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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