I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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