Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
