STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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