well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just gift wrapped bread.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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