Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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