Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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