Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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