just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Boobs speak an international language.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Randomize
