I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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