That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Im part way to drunk.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
