Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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