I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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