The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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