I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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