i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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