Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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