Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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