Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
