butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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