remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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