Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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